The cook is on strike

There's been a broken down TV on my porch for 3 months. I've been on the boys (I ain't mentioning no names but its Chase, Boone and Brock) to take it off somewhere.... Yesterday I threw if off the porch and out in the yard. It's sitting on its ear this morning and my porch looks so clean and tidy. I told them they can't come back In the house nor will I cook their favorite dinners (or any food for that matter) until they get rid of it. I can last as long as them- ill just turn my chair towards the east when I'm out there relaxing.... I won't even notice the TV on its ear in the yard and if I do I just turn my chair a little more Eastward. And voila! Pure unadulterated westward BLISS. It's actually easy this parenting.... Whoopings were so physically taxing on me anyway.... It's way easier to take their food away. ;););) But wait a sec.... Do you think that's too harsh....? Oh shoot never mind. Who am I kidding.... Of course it's not. ;) Hmmmm- Wonder what me and Allyssa and Papaw are having for supper tonight?.... Whatever it is, I don't have to make much of it. Thank goodness. Can't wait for the boys to sneak on their phones at school and check their facebooks today. Love you guys!!! Mean it! ....Except Chase will have To get this second hand- poor little guy is still trying to figure out how to get a """My Face""" account.... God bless him.